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This clip goes out to all of you who DIDN’T receive a Valentine’s card in the mail on this special, completely manufactured day where a dozen roses cost more than a barrel of oil. See, even gorgeous rock stars like The Rosebuds get ignored sometimes:
One thing that bothers me about February 14th is watching people without a Valentine cry because nobody loves them. Hey, cheer up, alright? Just think, nobody loves you the other 364 days of the year, and you seem to be alright with that. Anyway, to get you in a better mood, here’s part 3 of my Childhood Myths Corrected Series:
MYTH:
God will be angry with you if you don’t go to Church
FACT:
Maybe back in biblical times, God might have gotten a little upset if you eschewed worshiping Him a couple Sundays out of the year. Do it enough, and He might have even smited you and your family. But that was back in the day. Nowadays, He’s too busy to really care. In fact, God Himself has missed Church 12 out of the last 15 weeks because His poker game ran long and He “just wanted to fucking sleep in, ok?”
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