When bands tout how “hardcore” they are, they often recant stories of beating up other bands, or fucking multiple groupies at the same time, or OD-ing on copious amounts of drug cocktails, or even infamously violating fans with seafood. But I have to say, Miss Ohio might just take the cake over even Led Zeppelin, because anyone can stick a grouper inside a 19 year old, but it takes a special kind of someone to potentially break up the marriage of a musical legend like Bruce Springsteen:
Shark Thought Of The Day
If I could put one item into a time capsule today, it would be a spring loaded boxing glove, so a million years from now when someone opens it up, whack! Look out Mr. I’m-So-Smart Future Man.
More to come later (or tomorrow) – Gotta run to a big UI company meeting. Will they decide to give The Shark a raise?????? Probably not.
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