Gonna keep this one brief today. May have to bail a close friend out of jail in a few hours. Could you believe that if someone pays you to have sex with them AND tapes it, it’s completely legal. But turn the camera off, and suddenly it’s prostitution. I hope I have enough rolled quarters to get my friend out. Sure, I could use dollars, but why make things easy on them? Let ‘em have a story to tell.
Anyway, we caught up with Hotel Cafe Tour veteran and all around awesome musician Cary Brothers at SXSW earlier this year, and asked him how he stays green on the road. Sometimes, it’s what you DON’T do that matters. Like for instance, the other day, I decided NOT to have a “who can throw more toxic mercury-filled compact fluorescent lightbulbs off my balcony” contest with my roommate. Instead, we just threw frozen waterballoons at schoolchildren. Look at me, being all green and shit.
Shark Thought of the Day
Whenever a child gets kidnapped, raped, and murdered, how come it’s always the guy in the bloody clown suit who becomes the prime suspect right away? Maybe he just cut himself while juggling.
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