The Shark On Hidden Track

I’m too lazy busy to write a full update right now, but while you’re waiting with baited breath, do your pal The Shark a favor and head on over to Hidden Track at Glide Magazine, as they’ve been gracious enough (or some would say lucky enough) to feature some of my best uncensored blogs. Every click gets us a free cookie, and we’re REALLY starving here, so help us out!

Longer update to come later, but for now, here’s a

Shark Thought of the Day

You’d probably think that “rocket scientist” is the job a homeless person would be most unqualified for. Well, you’d be wrong, it’s salesclerk at The Home Depot.