Juno Awards, what? We stopped thinking about them shortly after everyone began taking serious Grammys bets over the weekend. Namely: would nominee and scheduled performer Maya Arulpragasam, better known as Sri Lankan rapper M.I.A., give birth before she made it to the stage? Or, um, would her water break on stage? The red carpet, perhaps? Her due date was Sunday night, so, clearly, anything was possible!
Well, she rocked out preg and nothing happened, not surprisingly. But, as luck would have it, M.I.A. wasn’t about to appear without bringing on some dramz. So now, instead of dishing about her potential-to-pop-on-stage, the only thing anyone wants to discuss about the “Paper Planes” singer is the dress she sported on the red carpet, which makes her look like a cross between a Japanese Lolita, a piñata and a Magic Eye book. She is going to be the coolest mom ever.
Just ask Zap Mama, who says M.I.A. reminds her of when she was seventeen.
TOPICS: Suri Jolie-Pitt, gossip