Join me as I hop down UI’s rabbit hole in search of answers to most pressing existential sartorial queries. Per usual, we’re rifling through our treasure trove of interviews to Flashion Backward and fish out a vintage gem–the better to explore the strange vortex in which fashion and musicians meet. Today we’re having a tea party with Midnight Juggernauts.
Synth and beat-happy rock ‘n’ rollers Midnight Juggernauts are classic post-wave modists who merge arena rock with the “textures and physicality of dance.” Boosting the hopes of unpublished, ambitious pretty boys everywhere, the Midnight Juggernauts (despite their Ken Barbie on the LES look) were not an overnight sensation: they even put out their first record themselves.
And the Juggernauts also trot out another Mom-endorsed meme (the first ones being, of course, “If you don’t believe in yourself, no one will” and “If at first you fail, try, try, again.” The newest? “Don’t judge a book by its cover.” While they may look like they either a) want to sing about how awesome it is to bang a different hottie every night or b) how deep their well runeth despite the insanely good looks God cursed them with, their subject matter is decidedly, definitively universal. Didn’t think you can do-se-do to tunes about science fiction, the earth, silliness, satellites and sparkles? Highly illogical, Captain.
Greasy-haired and faux-serious, they look just dangerous and unhinged enough that, if you didn’t know them, you might not want to pick ‘em up on the side of the road, but wacky and harmlessly weird enough to approach at a crowded party or bar with plenty of witnesses.
But be forewarned: these boys aren’t into starfuckers. Unlike most performers who need their ego massaged, lubed, moisturized and fluffed before considering hopping into bed with a fan, if you, young lady, want to get wit’ a Midnight Juggernaut, feigning ignorance to their existence may be your surest route to success.
Their refreshing take (or no-take) on fan booty below.
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