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Eat to the Beat: MILF Divas Beat It

by Kathleen Willcox

In Oedipal news du jour, a group of MILFs is taking Austin by storm.

Dubbed the Beat Divas (I’m hoping their name is an accidental double entendre, because seriously, ew), the trio make a living with singing their way through cooking classes.

The Beat Divas, according to the Grey Lady, are part jazz trio, part baking enthusiasts who perform regularly, including a recent appearance at the International Association of Culinary Professionals.

The trio sound like Phil Spector’s wet dream and look like Harold’s. Below, they frolic around, harassing a willing young buck at least a generation their junior, feeling his biceps and singing about licking his spoon. Try not to feel simultaneously creeped out and titillated. Paging Dr. Freud!

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