Songs created to honor the fleeting moments of careless youth turned one Canadian kid into a buzzworthy producer, and fast. Within weeks of posting his songs online, labels expressed interest and blogs began talking about the Vancouver-based Teen Daze.

The producer is considered part of the emotive chillwave crowd, but separates from the pack by maintaining the kind of energy intended for long nights out on the town, even if every moment isn’t action packed. In fact, it’s more about those reflective moments in between.

Less than a year ago some friends got together to celebrate the final days before turning 20 years old. To mark the passing of the teenage years, they did all the things teenagers do–loitering, trespassing, eating candy–and thus Teen Daze was born. The producer’s debut EP, Four More Years (Arcade Sound Ltd.) made listeners happy with wistful songs like “Saviour” and “Around,” plus he’s done remixes for Yeasayer and Local Natives.

Catch him on tour in December with stops along the West coast up to his hometown of Vancouver. There are plenty of nice things we could say about Teen Daze, but we’ll let the man speak for himself on everything from late night recording sessions to religion.

Time to deal with important, culture and paradigm-shifting issues of the day, people. That’s right–it’s time for Flashion Forward. Each week we pluck a recently added interview from our warehouse of current clips and try to read between the artist’s sartorial lines. Today, we’re scoping out some bookworms to see if their tedious insistence on broadening their minds has impinged on their ability to look sassy.

Wintersleep is a five-piece band that bears accolades (Juno, Much Music) and handles mid-tour robberies of their gear with equal aplomb and grace (as only Canucks can). They also happen to–when not buried in piles of dust and moldering books in library stacks around North America–crank out some sweet tunes.

Citing such literary lightweights and sillypants-funster authors as Sylvia Plath and Don De Lillo as influences on their music (that’s sarcasm, people), you might expect to have a sloppy sobfest on your hands, but in reality, they’re just as dance-party-worthy and fun as Arcade Fire.

Maybe because they’re Canadian, maybe because they’re obviously brill, or maybe because they’re infused with some miraculous confidence-building serum not yet available to the drooling, unwashed masses, they manage to wear their smarts on their sleeves without coming off as supercilious blowhards or hopelessly nerdy schlubsters.

They confess to reading “City of God” by E.L. Doctorow with as much bemusement as most bands regale the public with tales of their last Pabst-fueled barfarama. They make book clubs seem…cool. Plus they look like the kind of unshaven, wild-haired ruffian hotties who could keep up with you shot-for-shot on Friday night, then clean up in time for Saturday brunch with Mom to boot. Swoon!

Our cold but very nice neighbors up north, who we hope respect us again now that we have a brand new change-y President, have just announced their nominees for this year’s Juno Awards. It’s the Canadian version of the Grammys, you see. And we’re just a little bit confused.

The logical stuff, first. Among the nominees are three Uncensored Interview-heralded acts: City and Colour, nominated for Artist of the Year and Songwriter of the Year; Plants and Animals and The Stills, pitted against each other for New Group of the Year; and once again, Plants and Animals and The Stills for Alternative Album of the Year. Parc Avenue vs. Oceans Will Rise! Healthy competition! If the Stills triumph, no doubt they’ll treat themselves to some of that fancy American alcohol they like so much.

But really, we wish all three outfits could take home shiny trophies covered in glitter, magical snow that never melts and a never-ending supply of poutine. (Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. This heart-attack on the plate may well be the secret to the Montreal music scene. Wonder if they serve it at any of the places Plants and Animals recommend above?) What we don’t understand, or perhaps want to understand, is why Nickelback has gotten the nod in no less than five different categories. Everyone loves to pick on Nickelback. We get that. We’re happy they’re around, doing their thing, and that they have fans who appreciate them. But Canada, seriously? You genuinely like these guys?

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ThePerryTrain has been riding the rails to Canada to visit family and to get all pruney in my mom’s new hot tub. Last night my mom and I ordered Chinese food. Satiated and sleepy we opened our fortune cookies before bed. I was fortunate to have a cookie replete with three fortunes, all the same: “Good fortune is on the way, especially in your business ventures.”

This was good news, I could feel it. The cookie had blessed my business prospects in triplicate. Then my mother let out a sad sound like a noisy toy whose batteries just ran out. In an unfortunate turn of events it appeared her cookie was empty.

As happy as I was with my plethora of good fortunes I couldn’t feel happy anymore because there is nothing sadder than an empty fortune cookie. I decided since I had a fortune of fortunes I would give to the less fortunate. “Here, have one of mine. Now we both have good fortune on the way.”

I just gave away a third of my fortune and for just a moment, I knew how Angelina Jolie must feel. I guess it’s true when Mark Twain said “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” But to be honest, there are some kinds of joy you might want to keep to yourself. Just ask Brandon from The Architects.

Welcome to 2009! For anyone still trying to sleep off the shame and regret of a New Year’s gone awry, here’s a story from Gringo Star that will put your escapades to shame…

Blood, fear and pain make for excellent stories. My top three stories to tell at a party are when Fred Durst threatened to kick my ass (really), when I got bit in the face by a dog and when I spent two weeks on a bus across Canada with a group of contest winners from a beer promotion who were doing blow, dropping deuces in the bus toilet and talking about how they were “gonna meet up wit’ my ol’ man Smokey because he’s been off da sauce.” All highly traumatic at the time, these turned out to be some of the best moments of my life, or at least hilarious in hindsight. So, for anyone worried about the economy, here’s a suggestion for a way to look on the bright side: The worst experiences always make the best stories. That Steinbeck fellow sure made a killing off his tale of the last worst economic crisis in America.

I’ve always been a little punk at heart and really like that Agnostic Front are good honest people:

The only thing about being honest is that sometimes people don’t want the truth.

Here in Chicago the weather has turned cold and I’m now subjected to the predictable response from strangers, usually in a conversation in an elevator, when I tell them I’m originally from Canada. “Ohhh, so you don’t have a problem with the cold! You’re used to it!”  The truth is, I’m not okay with the cold. I hate the cold, it’s only useful to me to keep my food from spoiling. But until I move back to LA in February I’m going to be forced to deal with this unsurprising, mindlessness from strangers.

I used to think that honesty was the best policy as I would reply “Actually I hate the cold. Just because I’m from Canada doesn’t mean I have ice in my veins or that I’m a reptile or an Eskimo. I’m all bundled up just like you and I can’t wait ’til this nightmare ends.”  Mostly people don’t know how to react to that and I’m usually met with an awkward “Oh.” Apparently the truth comes off as rude, which means that now I’m torn between feeling rude and telling the truth or being agreeable and a liar.

I’ve decided just to “go with the flow”, “take the path of least resistance” and just agree with them.  People generally respond better. “Oh, yeah, this cold, it’s just peachy. I’ve got ice in my veins. You know my relatives are all Eskimos. Ha, ha, ha.”  It turns out people don’t want the truth. They just want you to agree with them.

Hot tubs are the sort of thing that are hard not to love. There is a unifying quality about a hot tub and The Whip certainly has a strong emotional reaction to them.

One of the best things about going home to Canada to visit my family is that my mother has become a “hot tub enthusiast.” What this means is that a few years ago she moved into a new house that had not only an outdoor but also an indoor hot tub. I’m not talking about some rinky-dink bathtub whirlpool. I mean that the previous owner of the house installed a legitimate, full force, two person hot tub in the master bathroom. It is a soaking vessel of monolithic proportions whose retractable vinyl cover doubles as a catch-all for towels during the summer months.
The indoor hot tub has been enjoyed so much that this fall the aging outdoor hot tub was replaced with a brand new model, complete with variable jets and underwater disco lighting. For my mother the hot tub has become a new child or a lap dog; something that receives constant attention. Now she’s buying accoutrements for it like plastic pillows and a new pergola to keep the snow off in winter. Every morning she wakes up and heads for the tub and in the evening her favorite activity is to have a glass of wine and wind down in 102 degrees of frothy heaven. It’s like she’s marinating herself with a red wine jus in a giant crock-pot. I’ve realized that this is the house you go to die in relaxing comfort.