Sound Advice: Permission to ROCK!

by Rachel Perry

Feeling lost on the murky road of life? Well, get out and stretch your legs on the weekly rest stop known as Sound Advice.

Remember when you were a teenager and someone at your high school discovered the word “conceited?” Pretty soon they were searching for someone to attach that label to, and perhaps it was you. Then you, too, figured out what conceited meant and decided you didn’t want to be called that so you tried to adjust your behavior so people didn’t think you were a self centered prick.

Maybe you weren’t labeled conceited, but it was something else; pretentious, show off, self centered. Maybe it wasn’t someone at your school, maybe it was your parents, or a jealous cousin or your racist step-uncle. Whatever it was, it made you think twice about being as awesome as you are. You stopped wanting to draw attention to yourself, you started wearing all black, grey or army green, and agreed with everything that everyone said.

Sometimes the desire to be liked, or just not ostracized, keeps us from expressing ourselves fully. It stops us from acknowledging and appreciating our individual gifts whether that is being a bold personality, or beautiful or an amazingly talented musician. Don’t play yourself small just because someone else can’t handle your awesomeness.

Today, I give you permission to brag about what you are good at, to wear your flame red dress out to dinner even if bitches gonna hate on you, and to play the entire solo from Comfortably Numb at your family reunion. Be bold, go big, and make sure people know that you were here. Today give yourself permission to rock.

Sound Advice: A Little Patience

by Rachel Perry

Lost your way on the tour of life and searching for your next gig without MapQuest? Uncensored Interview brings you Sound Advice–Your weekly dashboard mounted GPS navigation system for living, with an indie twist.

ThePerryTrain is on the move from blustery Chicago to beautiful Los Angeles. As a veteran of long distance moves from Toronto to New York, New York to Los Angeles and Los Angeles to Chicago, one acquires an intimate knowledge of the logistical issues involved. My eagerness to return to the west coast found The P-train hastily retaining an apartment “sight unseen” after just looking at some pictures. This turned out to be a mistake. Apparently they don’t call patience a virtue for nothing.

Who knew that great songwriting, great relationships and moving across country had so many things in common?

I suppose I could have listened to The Young Knives before I made this decision…

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Sound Advice: The Architects Get An Over Share

by Rachel Perry

Lost your way on the tour of life and searching for your next gig without MapQuest? Uncensored Interview brings you Sound Advice–-Your weekly dashboard mounted GPS navigation system for living, with an indie twist.

ThePerryTrain has been riding the rails to Canada to visit family and to get all pruney in my mom’s new hot tub. Last night my mom and I ordered Chinese food. Satiated and sleepy we opened our fortune cookies before bed. I was fortunate to have a cookie replete with three fortunes, all the same: “Good fortune is on the way, especially in your business ventures.”

This was good news, I could feel it. The cookie had blessed my business prospects in triplicate. Then my mother let out a sad sound like a noisy toy whose batteries just ran out. In an unfortunate turn of events it appeared her cookie was empty.

As happy as I was with my plethora of good fortunes I couldn’t feel happy anymore because there is nothing sadder than an empty fortune cookie. I decided since I had a fortune of fortunes I would give to the less fortunate. “Here, have one of mine. Now we both have good fortune on the way.”

I just gave away a third of my fortune and for just a moment, I knew how Angelina Jolie must feel. I guess it’s true when Mark Twain said “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” But to be honest, there are some kinds of joy you might want to keep to yourself. Just ask Brandon from The Architects.

Ready To Barack: The 10 Bands We Wish Were Playing Obama’s Inauguration

by Rachel Perry

Whether you voted for him or not, you can’t help feel tingly all over about January 20th 2009 when Barack Obama is sworn is as the 44th (and, more importantly, first black) President of the United States. The entire world will be watching as we say BYE BYE BUSH and HELLOBAMA. (Or at least our Interviewees, will, as evidenced below.)

There will be a celebration across the nation, and there’s no better way to commemorate while we inaugurate than by giving you our list of the 10 bands we wish, in a perfect world, were kicking off Obama’s presidency at the kickoff.

10. A Tribe Called Quest: Nineteen years ago, Q-Tip asked the question “Can I Kick it?” to which a bunch of other guys responded, “Yes you can.” Well Q-Tip, if you needed reminding that you indeed CAN kick it, then Obama reiterated that sentiment with his victory speech in Grant Park in Chicago, leaving one phrase etched into our brain: “Yes We Can.” On January 20th let’s have ATCQ spread unity by letting the entire country know that we can all kick it. And if Obama hits up any other ATCQ songs for inspiration there’ll be a lot of lonely wallets in El Segundo.

9. Rammstein: Rumor has it the Prez-in-waiting is a huge fan of German sadists who wear bondage gear and shoot flames at each other. Oh, wait, apparently he actually just has a historical interest in documentaries about Hitler and the SS’ rise to power and tactics of torture and manipulation to help ensure we never repeat genocidal atrocities. Meh, they’re still fun to see live. Come on, who doesn’t enjoy a giant flame-spurting dildo from time to time?

8. Hopewell: The Audacity of Hopewell (Sorry, we couldn’t resist.) Even if they believe that all elected officials should be in jail, at least they have a fine suggestion for us to get out of this economic hole and give a final F-U to Bush on the way out.

Sound Advice: Tina Dico Makes A Choice

by Rachel Perry

Lost your way on the tour of life and searching for your next gig without MapQuest? Uncensored Interview brings you Sound Advice–Your weekly dashboard mounted GPS navigation system for living, with an indie twist.

The hardest decisions are the ones you have to make. Truthfully, if you wait long enough most choices are made for you, like Tina Dico getting dropped from Sony, and you can’t do anything about it. Every now and then there comes a time when you hit a fork in the road and you have to choose one path. Choices paralyze people because we get caught up in the details, we’re afraid of commitment and we don’t want to make a mistake.

Remember, sitting there doing nothing is still making a choice. Don’t let the fear monster stop you from choosing to do something. When you think something has to look a certain way, like having to have an office before you start your own record label, try to think outside the box and see that obstacle for what it is: an illusion.

Sound Advice: Pain Is Your friend

by Rachel Perry

Welcome to 2009! For anyone still trying to sleep off the shame and regret of a New Year’s gone awry, here’s a story from Gringo Star that will put your escapades to shame…

Blood, fear and pain make for excellent stories. My top three stories to tell at a party are when Fred Durst threatened to kick my ass (really), when I got bit in the face by a dog and when I spent two weeks on a bus across Canada with a group of contest winners from a beer promotion who were doing blow, dropping deuces in the bus toilet and talking about how they were “gonna meet up wit’ my ol’ man Smokey because he’s been off da sauce.” All highly traumatic at the time, these turned out to be some of the best moments of my life, or at least hilarious in hindsight. So, for anyone worried about the economy, here’s a suggestion for a way to look on the bright side: The worst experiences always make the best stories. That Steinbeck fellow sure made a killing off his tale of the last worst economic crisis in America.

Sound Advice: Don’t Hate in 2008

by Rachel Perry

The can of Pabst Blue Ribbon IS half FULL! You attract more slutty groupies with PBR than with vinegar! If at first you don’t succeed, have another Pabst! If it simultaneously fits on a fridge magnet AND makes your life better then bring it on! Nuggets of wisdom passed from person to person have helped the human race move from sloppy amoebas to the guitar-slinging heathens we are today.

Welcome to the new weekly Uncensored Interview feature! In 2009 “Sound Advice” will exhume hope from the hovels of indie culture. Self promotion, positivity and optimism don’t exactly epitomize the indie rock attitude, but great ideas can not be suppressed. Even getting high, being ironic and growing a finely manicured mustache can be a beacon of light in the murky fog of life. To illustrate, let’s kick this whole thing off with a look back at some of the best nuggets of 2008.

5. Hello Tokyo reminded us to have compassion for those we don’t understand, and part of that compassion is by offering a bong hit.

4. The Architects exemplify the all important idea of “Know Thyself.”

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